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mIRC sa Kantutan Channel

2007-09-27T08:45:00.001-07:00

nagchachat ako ngayon akalain natawa ako bigla ng biglang mag post ng message na ito sa channel

<[MaCOOLit]> > chong, pare, bro, dude...... usap tayo lalake to... saksakan to ng gwapo chong ... tara pare, chong, dude, bro yakapan tayo trip lang di tayo bading chong

Live Show

2007-09-17T07:55:00.001-07:00

Nun nakaraan para akong nag turero whahahahha

Boy Bastos

2007-09-07T08:28:00.000-07:00

Boy Bastos has just been nailed by the NBI today, damn! who's next me? come and get me!

Who ever you are Show your Self!!! namo badtrip ako sa iyo GAGO KA!

2007-09-06T09:34:00.000-07:00

oo sira ulo ako.. pero walang sinuman pwedeng manlait sa Bansa ko!.. bakit ako galit? dahil dito sa nabasa ko. basahin nyo para maginit din ang ulo nyo....

The Awful Truth About Filipinos(Score:0)by Anonymous Coward on 01:28 PM July
1st, 2001 JSTAs we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos
havebegun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their
extensiveinvolvment in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of
qualitiesall filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis.You can see this
clearly bystudying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino
Americans.PART 1: Origins of Pinoys/Pinays: Are they really asian?Well we've
come to accept the fact the filipinos come from a part of theworld known as
South East Asia. But the term "Asia" is used in the wrong way.You may notice
that contemporary filipino americans try very hard to associatethemselves with
groups that we know asasian. I cannot count the number of timesI have seen a
'Third World' Filipino try to connect themselves to the Chineseor Japanese
people. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is aThird World
country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by filipinopeople during our
entire human history. Young filipino men in america havebecome obsessed with
"import racing". They have an enormously pervertedaffection for Japanese cars.
It's a common phenomenon. In their minds, thesefilipinos somehow, believe that
they are asian and that it somehow connectsthem to japanese people and japanese
cars. They often take credit for theingenuity of Japanese people and say how
it's an "asian thing". Thisterm..."asian thing" derived directly from African
American slang "blackthang". "It's a black thang." "It's an asian thang." You
can see theconnection. It's even funnier that, in Japan, Filipinos are
heavilydiscriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully in
Japanare the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most filipino people
nomatter where they live in the world.Now we've come down to this fact...and
itis a fact. Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as asian. They have
noarchitectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY
way,asian.Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan, Korea, and
China thereis no way you can possibly connect the Philippine Islands. This
assault byfilipino americans to connect themselves with the great, peoples of
North EastAsia is foul and disgusting.PART 2: Young Filipino Americans: The
Disease of Society.See for yourself and go to any young filipino's website or
chatroom, andyou will be able to see kind of attitude that's stinking up
america! Somethings you might see: Dialouge such as the following (taken
directly from achatroom in IRC): (please keep in mind that most people in these
chatrooms areyoung filipinos between the ages of(13-25).AznGuRLie: Wzzup
EvErYbOdY!!! RhEiNa IsH In Da HoUsE!(Translation: Her name is Asian Girly. This
young woman obviously thinks she issomehow asian, but we'll adress that later.
She's simply saying that she hasarrived in the chatroom but she's saying it in
the most immature, ghetto, andbaby-type way possible. I'm suprised she said
"Rheina is in the house" ratherthan just "Rheina in the house".But notice how
she spelled the word "is" as"ish". The way a baby would pronounce it. The
AlTeRnAtiNG CaPiTaLs is alsovery common.)AzNRacr_X: SuP Wit U RhEinA GuRL???(A
filipino male...he's obsessed with japanese cars and masturbates frequentlyto
Japanese Porno Cartoons, known as 'Hentai'. His response, is based on thefact he
listens to way too much Puff Daddy and thinks that he's some type of"Player".
Player is a concept invented by Black Americans. It simply means thata young man
has good luck with women. A "Player" often has sex with numerousfemales and has
more than one girlfriend at a time according to the Blackdefenition. If the,
filipinos have a different definition for this term I'mnot sure. But I think if
you apply this term to a filipino male it usuallydescribes a young man who tries
to have sex with girls by meeting them on theinternet. He, may or may not be
successful in accomplishing this, but it justshows the, LOW LEVEL on which
filipinos operate and conduct themselves. What'smost interesting about this
conversation so far is that it could be easilymistaken for two African americans
speaking to each other. There's nothingdistinctly 'asian' in this dialouge and
it certianly doesn't reflect the levelof respect and intlelligence you find when
Japanese or Chinese people relate toeach other in their own language!)AznGuRLie:
NuttiN. WhErEsh RoNeLiA???? ShE At Yo HoUsE???AzNRacr_X: NaW GuRL...ShE At HeR
CoUsiN's HoUsE.PiNOY_PLaYR: She at mah houze suckin' on mah dick foo!(Another
filipino male has just joined the conversation! If you can call it
aconversation. At this point it just seems alot like baby talk.)AznGuRLie:
Heheheheheheh YoU WiSh!!!!(Notice how this young woman accepts this disgusting
statement and even has alaugh about it. I think we're finding out how low these
people really are.)AzNRacr_X: ShUT yo MouTH lil foo!!!! Or I ShuT iT Fo
U!PiNOY_PLaYR: Where u at muthafucka?? I beat yo lil punk azz!AzNRacr_X: My CRiB
iz 619!! What u GoNNA Do Foo????PiNOY_PLaYR: I gunna beat yo lil azz...afta yo
gurl finishez suckinon, mah NUTZ!! UWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHhhahahaahahaah!AznGuRLie:
Hehheheheh NoW BoyZ WhY U fiGhtin LiKE tHaT?? U kNoW cAn, suCK uboTH!! LiL
RhEiNA wAnTz 2 pLaY 2!!!!!!!! ;)(This scum level of human interaction is not
only disgusting and offensive, butpathetic as well. And there's alot more than
this going, on in chatrooms allover the internet every hour.)Try visiting a
young filipino's web site too. You'll see somethingcalled the "Asian IRC Ring".
It has to do with the chatrooms. The most horriblething about this is that these
TRASHY people are trying to associate themselveswith Asia again!! People in Asia
don't act like, this at all. What we areseeing here is the natural filipino in
it's element with full access totechnologyand this is how they act! You will
consistently see this behaviorover and over again. Another interesting thing is
that these "thirdworld"people also frequent IRC chatrooms such as #chinese
#japan and #asian. Theymust believe that they are some how related racially or
culturally to NorthAsians. But it's completely WRONG! There might have been some
distant contactwith China and even less with Japan during World War II, but
these people areactually more closely related to african americans and mexican
americans. Dothe parents of these young filipinos know what's going on? Would
they acceptthis? I believe that they would and do. This is the natural "Trash"
elementin filipinos manifesting itself. Nothing good has ever come from
Philippinesand I don't believe anything good ever will.PART 3: The Conclusion:
Recogonizing your Roots ( A Message toFilipinos)To all filipino people:Please
recognize yoour ROOTS! You come from the the Third World! Yourcountry is a
disgusting and filthy place. Most people there live in poverty!Your culture has
MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese, and absolutely noJAPANESE influence
whatsoever. People in Japan and China, do not act like you.They do not
constantly talk about sex and they have a MUCH HIGHER level ofRESPECT for each
other. There is NO WAY that you can connect yourself to Asiaother than location.
Your culture and technological advancement does not evencome CLOSE to what
Chinese, people have done in the past and what Japanese andKorean people are
doing now! Everything you do is distinctly filipino. Youcannot take credit for
Japanese cars, video games, or Hentai! It's not an"asian thing" it's, an
"american thing". You have no concept of culture..noconcept of asian ideas or
asian philosophy! Can you demonstrate how you useConfucianism or Taoism in you
everyday, life?? You can't. And you will NEVER beable to.I understand that you
are trying to create an identity for yourselvesas young people...but it is NOT
related to Asia. Your Identity is Filipino.That's all you are. Just Filipino.
Think about what that means....[ Reply to This Parent ]

whoever wrote this shit about my nation better find yourself a good hiding place cause i'll hunt you down and bury you in the ground!!!

eto pla ang mga link nyan mga post na yan....

http://www.dattebayo.com/pr/43 <--dito ko nakita yun link na nasa baba na nagpainit sa ulo ko sa itaas!!!

http://pepper.idge.net/slashdot/philipinos/

Call Center Agents

2007-09-05T16:54:00.000-07:00

di na ba sila nagsasawang mag english? ewan ko ha pero feeling nagpapasikat lng yan mga yan lalo na pag naririnig mo na todo englsih sa labas ng office nila with an freaking accent pa. wow lufet ulol! feeling nyo sosyal na kayo pag nag english kayo sa marami tao na wala sa call center, todo english kayo para kunyari top of the line kayo well karamihan naman sa inyo trying hard. it does not mean na nag eenglish kayo ay high profile n kayo sabagay yun mga kakilala ko na mga high profile talaga na mayayman na mga ka age group ko sabi sa akin minsan ayaw na nila mag english sa labas kasi baka mapagkamalan sila na call center agent its so yucky daw sabi ng gil na kilala ko..pero try having a conversatio with them sabi ng isa ko naman na friend baka offer ka ng kung ano ano product or bigyan ka ng advice kung pano mo mapapagana yun hardware problem mo sa pc mo hehehe... in short pero english pero walang laman pag kausap mo na kasi madala my script yan mga ngayon pag kakausapin na nila yn client nila...sympre di lang naman puro negative sasabhin ko about din meron di akong masasabi para sa inyo mga ka'akogago ko dyan..alam nyo be well alam ko na alam nyo na maraming chicks dyan na game as in game makilala mo lang sandali eh go na hahha sympre nasasabi ko yan kasi i got lots of exprience na rin sa mga call center agents wehehehe... wild? oo wild nga yun mga girls dyan hehe...dahil sinulat ko ito ngayon september.. ang flavor of the month ko naman ngayon is mga call center agents na girls sympre... now the hunt begins,,,,,

mga ka'akogago share nyo rin knowledge nyo heheh magkwento at maki-baka... wahahahha

Malu Fernandez!!! Puta KA! ay baboy din pla

2007-08-18T22:59:00.000-07:00

nag blog hoppin ako.. ngayon lang tapos sympre basa basa tapos i came across sa blog ni SELVO
tapos nabasa ko yun isa nya na post reagarding sa isang writter na si Malu Fernandez itong kupal na baboy na ito masyadong mapagmata sa mga atin ofw. well i dont have any relative na ofw but my respect for them are way to high. thats why im blogging THIS!!! para makabawi sa putang inang baboy na ito. ibabawi ko kayo mga OFW..

cguro nagtataka kayo kng ano ang nabasa ko kung bakit ako galit na galit dito sa putang inang baboy na ito... kaya sa mga OFW pag nakasakay nyo sa eroplano itong si MALU FERNANDEZ gagohin nyo para makabawi din kayo sa kupal na baboy na ito..magandang gawin sakanya tabasan kapal ng balat tapos torutre natin.

saka sa megazine or kung san pa affliated itong baboy na si MALU FERNANDEZ bakit nyo hinahayaan ang mga write-ups na ganito .. tanga rin siguro kayo...!!!! ayusin nyo yan mga kupal din kayo!!!!

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MALU MABAHO KA MUKA KANG TRYING HARD!!! I dont care kng ano pang status mo sa buhay.. pero para sa akin TAE Ka!!!! Gago!

Bakit Ganon?

2007-08-18T20:41:00.000-07:00

Bakit everytime na gusto ko magbago saka laging dumadating yan mga girls na gusto ako matikman kung kailan naman naghahnap ako wala akong makita? i dont know whats happening. alangan naman tangihan ko ang mga dumadating mahina ako... di ko kayang tangihan not unless na lang na sobrang panget and baho ng girl or pag bakla baka sinapak ko pa yun.. hahaha..

Dami na rin beses na sinabi ko sa sarili ko na "i want to change.."pero dami rin beses ako nag fail pero yun failure na yun masarap hahahhah you know what i mean.. sabi nga if can't beat them join them hehhe... lalo na ngayon pala lakas ng ulan sobrang lamig ng panahon sarap may maka meet na girl..

Sunday Delight... Update...

2007-08-12T06:33:00.001-07:00

avid readers kamusta na kayo im sure inaabangan nyo na ang kwento ko hehhe.. well magaling yun girl hehhe... pero nun hinhintay ko siya sa meeting place namin ang tagal grabe sabi ko baka di na sisipot. tapos after a few minutes nag text sabi nandun na daw siya tapoos siyempre pinuntahan ko sa lugar kung nasan sya tapos pag dating ko dun badtrip wala sya.. sabi ko baka pinapagtripan ako or baka pinipintahan ang itsura ko so yun nga sabi ko baka trip lang kaya tinawagan ko ulit sabi ko kng di sya sumagot uwi na ako.. pero sumagot hehhee.. ayun that time nakita ko na kung nasan tapos after nun diretso na kami sa motel hehehe... well nun una pakipot pa pero sympre alangan magpadala ako sa pakipot nya at walang mangyari sympre hindi!!! (putsa tagal ko nag hantay tapos wala no way noh!!!) anyway nun nasa motel na kami sympre dinsakartehan ko na yun natangal ko na yun damit at pant nya wahahhaha... tapos sympre lam nyo na hehhee. pero wag kayo magaling yun girl nun una ayaw pa pag iinitin mo lng ng konti tapos susunod na sa lahat ng sabhin mo hehhe.. pero malufet sya galing sumubo isa sya sa pinaka magaling na girl na sumubo na exprience ko.. hehe... naka 5rounds kami sa loob ng 3 oras WOW SULIT!!!! wahahhahahhaa....... kung gusto nyo sya makilala just leave a comment plus email para bigay ko contact nya... pero di sya easy to get konting diskarte lang ang kailangan kaya pag binigay ko yun contact plus picture galingan mo yun diskarte ha para maranasan nyo rin.. saka masikip pa sya pang 2nd pa lang ako sa guy na natry nya hehehe pero magaling tlaga.. hehhehe..

Sunday Delight...

2007-08-11T20:48:00.000-07:00

well well well mga avid readers ko here we go again.. this sunday... ngayon na pla yun i'll get laid again with a 20yr lady whos currently studying and taking up nursing hehe.. she would be the 1st nursing student i'll get to bed with within this year (i already had 6 nursing student in total not including her) hehe.. pero last year sagana ako sa mga nursing student hehe.. anyways i met her sa iRC lang naman.. and she gave her YM id tapos dun na kami chat. sympre at 1st dinidiskartehan ko na agad. para di na aksyado sa oras time is GOLD whahaha... kung papayag sya i-post yun pictures nya dito popost ko pero kung hidi popost ko pa rin hehehhehe joke lang hehhe..

Well let me describe her to you.. she's 5'2 White Complexion , Slim(sarap buhatin nito mamya) ano pa ba basta etc. na yun iba hehhee... so pano mga readers.. i'll just prepare my tools para ready na agad.. hehhee...

Sige Bagyo! Pa!

2007-08-08T07:47:00.000-07:00

grabe hirap pumasok kaninang umaga sa office.. its been raining hard as in hard.. sobrang traffic grrrr... gusto ko magalit pero naisip ko ok na rin itong nag uulan ulan kesa maubusan tayo ng water.. ayoko na ma exprience yun minsan na pag bukas ko ng shower sa bahay walang tubig na lumabas eh galing pa naman ako sa basketball nun.. gabi na rin.. so wala ng choice ginawa ko kiunuha ko yun water dun sa refrigirator tapos yun ang gnamit ko panligo grabe SOBRANG LAMIG!!!!! wah......... kaya sige Bagyo Pa!!!

Umulan Na!

2007-08-07T09:07:00.000-07:00

Sa wakas umulan na rin pero.. medyo badtrip lang kasi bagyo ang dumating bilis pang bumahasa sa makati! kainis... pero im still happy that the rain came,,, kahit papano medyo nawala yun drought dito sa pinas.... cge ulan pa!!!

Lucky Day Today or should i say..UPDATE

2007-08-04T13:52:00.000-07:00

Oh yes! Success mga duds.. sarap... oh well kauuwi ko lang galing sa house niya.. at first we've talked pero sympre tama na ang usap usap go straight to the point na.. pinoint ko na hahhaha... well nun una gusto nya na ayaw nya pa sobrang pa hard to get.. sympre medyo na babadtrip na ako pero sympre kunyari ok lang baka kasi pag nag pakita ako na badtrip ako baka lalong umayaw so i go by with my plan..

Eto na ang kwento...

when i got to her place i waited for about 15sec for her to open the gate honestly i was kinda nervous while waiting for the gate to open.. then when it opened i saw her WOW she look's more sexier and prettier after 4months of not seeing her.. Oh well .. now where going up to her room i let her go 1st so that i can what in store for me from behind hehe phreaking rounded ass kaka turn on talaga!! then when we are on her room she clean up her self she put her make-up off and take a 10min shower.. sabi ko "ME SO LUCKY TONIGHT" hehhe. so after she finish does things got to be with me then we talked about her work and all those work related stuff. well for me i just want to get it going so that i can leave the place early and go home early. then after a few minutes of her talking i suddenly made my move. i kiss her and my hands rubbing her body to get her going.. then after a few minutes doing it i take off her shirt and ofcourse now i can see everthing on her upper part now to work on her lower part...suddeny she said no! (my mind talk) (No!? c'mon girl where already here) then i said it would be all ok trust me i brought to me my tool for this kind of things..then i tried begging so that i can take off her pajamas.. then after a few minutes i succed but not 100% bec there i still 1 line cloth of defense (you know what im talking about) then i said ok i'll just rub it there.. then after rubing for a few minutes i reach for my pockets and got my tools then i put it on and she said what are you doin, then i said im just putting this on so that if ever it got in there would be no prob. then she didn't react after that,,, so all along i tought it would be ok if i put it in gently but she fought it.. she still dont like it to be put in..(mind talk)(girl are you kidding me dont play hard to get!) anyway after that i got turned off a little bit i want to walk aout and go home but my conscience told me not to go cause i already my precious time and effor going to her place.. then ok i comply to her.. i stop and told her lets sleep so that i can buy some time to think of my next strategy move 30-45min went by i was prettending to be sleeping. then suddenly i stareted to do my move agaion on her.. now what i did is that i kiss her again then i said that i really want to put this in her.. and on a commanding and lustfull voice.. then she said no again what i did is i said kiss my tool its so hard then it worked she did what i said ok thats the first part now i reach again on my pocket and got the tool for protection.. on that point on i succeded just imagine the accomplishment i achive.. she got very satisfied and i think she will be asking for more soon BUT! pa hard to get na ako mag habol sya.. todong hirap yun ha..mga ginawa nya... ayaw ayaw pa bibigay din naman pero sabi ko naman sa kanya di sya mag sisi kasi sobrang nasarapan naman eh hahha.... then after doing the deed i said to her i should be go home... kasi baka my makakita pa sa akin pag labas ma chismis pa sa bf nya.. then yun alis na ako.. i got a taxi and went home a blog about it....!!!
kaya kayo kung meron kayong prospect and pa hard to get katulad nitong isang ito... patience lang darating din kayo dun and when you got there sobrang satisf*cktion ang ma aachive nyo like what i felt.. ngayon siya naman pahihirapan ko humingi ng 2nd round sa akin....she will never forget me kasi sabi niya ngayon nya lang naransan yun sarap na yun kasi di raw ganon ka galing bf nya hahhahahha... sabi ko naman sa kanya "kaya nga satisf*cktion guaranteed eh" lob loob ko pa hard to get ka pa eh.. yan ngayon ako naman babawi hahhahha.....ako naman ang pa hard to get

Lucky Day Today or should i say

2007-08-04T09:23:00.000-07:00

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well well well.. i think im felling lucky today or should i say tonight.. a friend(girl) suddenly invited me to go to her place. cause she's missing me.. hehe.. actually it all started last thursday when she texted me and ask me if im ok. sympre at first i was hesitant to text her back because the last time we texted na badtrip ako sa kanya... ang arte kasi .. anyway back to the story then after i few hours i decided to text her back.. then there it is our communication is back.. anyway last friday she invited me to go to her place but im feeling kinda lazy thats why i didnt come to her place. ( sympre para medyo pasabik sa kanya.. ) well effective naman hahhaha.... and now a few hours ago she called me and ask me if i can go to her place. and you know!!! :D hehehhe Lucky tlaga... mukhang puyat nanman ako ngayon.... sympre before going to her place kailangan bumili ng protection... you know what i mean hehhehe...

pero alam nyo dati medyo pakipot pa itong girl na ito.. muntik na dati pero ayaw nya.. so i gave up na i'll get laid with her.. so i lost intrest na rin sa kanya hahhaha... pero tignan nyo after a few months... i'll get her hahhaha.... it would be a long night for us... hahha... it would be a very memorable night for her.. (SATISF*CKTION Guaranteed) wahahhahha....

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style bang bus takbo takbo

2007-08-01T10:27:00.000-07:00

this happen to someone i know sympre may permission nya na blog ko ito. anyway the story start on a sunday morning .. well bored na daw sya.. then nag chat sya sa mIRC(uso pa pala ito ) then nakausap nya yun isang girl., for hire daw yun girl eto naman kaibigan ko naging intrested sya pero iba ang naisip nya..

anyway after a few minutes of chatting napag-agreehan nila mag meet sa isang mall sa sta mesa. then nun na meet nya na sympre nga for hire so diretso motel na sila.. then tinira nya dun ng tinira pinahirapan nya raw sa kama saka yun girl daw yun pinagtrabaho .. anyway all those time na nag titirahan sila iba nasa isip nya.. iniisip nya kung pano nya dudump yun girl pag tapos nila mag tirahan dump nya na di nya babayaran... so after 3hrs daw labas na sila sa motel then balik sila sa mall sa sta mesa tapos niyaya nya daw yun girl kumain so kain daw sila sa JOLLIBEE order sila ng food tapos ayaw daw kumain ng girl pero napilit nya pa rin umorder yun girl ang plan nya daw nun habang kumakain biglang magpapaalam sya kunyari mag wiwidraw sa ATM, anyway pinwesto nya raw sa likod yun girl para di sya kita pag kumaripas na sya tumakbo sa parking lot, eh di nag paalam na raw sya then sympre una daw concern concern pa sya sa girl bago umalis tinanong nya kng may gusto pa kainin sabi ng girl wala na daw so parang kampante na tlga na babalik sya so punta na sya sa ATM tapos kunyari pila tapos nun sinisilip nya na di na nakatingin yun girl bigla daw sya nag madaling maglakad palayo at papnta sa parking lot.. tapos nun pag dating nya sa car.. bye bye girl for hirel,,,,, yun ang style bang bus na tinatawag nya, ano masasabi nyo sa trip ng kaibigan ko na tira nya na yun girl tinakbuhan nya pa hahhahha... lufet.. kaya mga girl for hire!!! ingat sa kanya.. or ingat kayo sa makakbasa nito baka gawin din sa inyo .. hehhee....

a coupon you will need

2007-07-31T08:59:00.000-07:00

nakita ko itong coupon na ito and i think it would be usefull for you! lalo na sa mga guys and girls who needs to get laid hehhehe lalo na dun sa mga tigang hahhah yun mga tipong kahit aso di sila papaptulan hahhaha....

Ako Gago?

2007-07-31T08:10:00.000-07:00

ano sa palagay mo? gago ba ako? ikaw ang mag isip para sa sarili mo matanda ka na eh.. tama ba? malamang matanda ka na nga.. hahhaha... so ano ang makikita mo dito sa blog ko wala yun mga adventures and kalokohan ko.. and tips para makakuha ng girls hahahha.. lalagay ko rin yun mga experience ko hehe..